carpet bombing of the mind ·
1 July 04

Taking Woodrose is a good experience if taken the right way from what I understand.

It can be intense, but more often than not I have heard of nausea. I’ve read I should combat this with some Dramamine or something, which I think is an ingredient in one of the sets of pills that work like magic mushrooms. I don’t know if this the best plan, but since it contains that chemical, I’m probably going to go for it.

Well having done more research, I think I will take the Woodrose with a friend. It just seems a little too damn trippy, and mixing it with Druids Fantasy or Space Cadets is like mixing it with LSD apparently, since all three provide the same effect. I obviously hadn’t done my research and probably would endure a state of madness and paranoia, which is tempting, but I’d like to make someone else terrified too.

So, instead I’m going for a couple of space cadets or druids fantasy. Not sure which. Let’s see shall we? Well for arguments sake, I have decided to take one druids fantasy and one space cadets, the effects should be interesting. I’m grinning at the prospect of elated euphoric giggling or mad, surreal paranoia. Either way, I will fucking enjoy this, and if I don’t I will be fucking chewing those Woodrose until I turn into a grapefruit. Anyway it takes 30 minutes or so to work on an empty stomach, and having eaten about 6 hours ago, it will probably take longer. Still it’s Sunday so who gives a monkeys?

See you on the otherside muthafuckas!

Well, ho hum, yeah yeah I am impatient. As I took a further four pills after 20 minutes, I started to feel something. I’m feeling a lot more alive. My hands seem to be, er, greener I think. I’m wondering if the effects from the LXD are still present and adding. Dead Ringers is on, and I never found it funny, but it seems so much funnier that I can’t stop grinning.

You may want to puke, and if you can’t manage it, then just puke.

I NEED WOTSITS!! And pizza I think. GOD I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT BATCH TO HIT!

So it’s been a further 30 minutes. I was attacked by BIG FUCKING SPIDER. I was petrified and freaking out momentarily as I turned on the light and the son of a bitch latched on to my arm. For about five minutes everything was crawling over me. That fucker made me very paranoid. To ease my suffering, I nicked a packet of, now, Walker’s Squares Ready Salted to be pedantic. I stood in front of the mirror was I ate. MY EYES WERE DILATED BEYOND BELIEF. Suddenly, I was transfixed by this strange looking guy in the mirror. Unshaven, the hair on his head defying gravity, I watched as he ate the crisps, one by one, I heard each of the crunches in his mouth. I heard all the sounds and wondered what it would be like to be in the mouth, to be inside, being crunched like a crisp. It was pretty cool. I noticed every skin movement, every muscle being stretched and pulled, the skin flapping away. I understand now why bum cheeks are called cheeks, because I expect they look like they’re crunching crisps all the time as they swagger and bounce and “crunch crunch”.

I needed more pills though, and Dead Ringers was funny for about 2 minutes before I realised what crap it was. I decided to whack on Slackers, which is decent for a good laugh, Before that, and before the previous batch had probably taken effect I have decided to consume all the remaining pills. Tomorrow I plan to take the woodrose.

That means there were around six pills left I think, or to be precise even. I took two space cadets and washed them down. Taking one druids fantasy I washed that down too. I had one space cadet and two druids fantasy left. I unpacked the remaining space cadet and put it into a cup, and took the remaining two druids fantasy and put those in the cup as well. I mixed the very well compacted mixture in with Capri-Sun Mystic Dragon drink. What the fuck it contained I have no idea, but it tasted fruity. As it mixed, it turned into something you would find in your toilet after eating the wrong food and it playing tennis with your stomach and arse. It looks like liquid shit with lumps of stuff. I mixed it with the straw from the capri-sun, being aware the shit didn’t mix properly and I would be left with some turds. I washed the crap down, and it was trailed with powder in juice. I took it like a man, and licked the cup out, filling it with water to get to the bits I couldn’t get to with my tongue (sadly my tongue is not a foot long) and drank it all down.
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I feel pretty drowsy. The reason I hit on the idea of the mixture with the juice was a flash from some movie that I must have seen at some point, it’s cliched so often now: man mixes drink with chemical, woman collapses, wakes up tied up in a chair. I didn’t expect the same to happen to me, obviously, though it would be interesting if it did. I’m too tired to read, I really want to smoke, but know it would just cause undue attention. And if the herbal mix smelt of mint before it got burnt, the whole fucking street would smell it if I burnt it. The TV was banging away in the background. How lifeless and dull TV is. Even the funniest things we watch, things that move us, it’s awful and bad. Communication is more important. Touching someone physically, to be in the presence of another being like yourself. That is sure more important than some box. Gather around to watch it, while you have your meal, while you fuck, while you sleep, while doing pretty much anything is lunacy. TV owns everyone’s life, as does the Internet. People can say they can do without it, when it comes down to it, it’s more addictive than Charlie and more dangerous than smack put together.

Feeling the effects, I should take a piss as I have gone through a fuck load of liquids. But momentarily, I almost had my fist in my mouth, and that was because my brain was relaxing, and I wasn’t typing. Thinking is keeping me sane I think, otherwise fuck knows what I’ll do. I think I’ll stop typing and see what happens. Think I will try to go to bed as well, as I hear the visions are cool.

WOW! I am still tripping. This has been fucking intense. Here’s an extract from a conversation I NEEDED to have to explore and to get out of my heads the thoughts I was experiencing:

::. know all connections .::: hi mate are you there
::. know all connections .::: ?
Xero: Ya! Hiya :P
::. know all connections .::: hey doode sorry to call on yer but i am tripping HARD
Xero: lol
::. know all connections .::: my head feels like your icon
Xero: lmao
::. know all connections .::: i am going to the moon and i cant stop and fck DOODE JUIPTER IS HUGE!
Xero: How many? What type? How long ago? And is it fun? :P
::. know all connections .::: er, well Christ man, i been tripping on all sorts of herbal legal highs
Xero: Oh it’s all the legal stuff?
::. know all connections .::: but i took about 12 caps, mixed with drinks and shit, this high has lasted for like…er…4 hours but it is INTENSE
Xero: I didn’t know it was possible to get high on legals
Xero: lol
::. know all connections .::: yeah it is man
::. know all connections .::: i’ll show you one day
::. know all connections .::: cuz it ROCKS
::. know all connections .::: i went through some weird mystical visions
Xero: Nah… if it is as hard as you say…. then I won’t want to stop. And that is bad for me when flying :P
::. know all connections .::: fuck man, people had fish and goat heads at one point, and i even wondered whether i was in the real world or not, some weird shiznit
Xero: Yeah… definitely. That is one thing I WON”T be trying lmao

I mixed the very well compacted mixture in with Capri-Sun Mystic Dragon drink

Xero: btw… Is this Sekhu?? :P
::. know all connections .::: it makes you contemplate life a lot, what is real what isn’t real? Put ssome fucked up perspective on shit, and those shamen people man – i wont be tripping with them again
::. know all connections .::: yeah
Xero: HI MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xero: :P
Xero: :P
::. know all connections .::: lol
::. know all connections .::: hello pal
::. know all connections .::: don’t ask how i am
::. know all connections .::: lol
::. know all connections .::: i’m pretty mcuh off my face
Xero: I was wondering who you were when you added me a while ago. Only missed your message by a few seconds. Was just about to type a reply when you went offline
::. know all connections .::: lol
::. know all connections .::: i’m online but always invisible
Xero: Oh… can you recieve messages as invisable?
::. know all connections .::: too many wankers on my list so i hide a lot
::. know all connections .::: i think i can yeah
::. know all connections .::: don’t know if msn will let you tho
::. know all connections .::: should be ok
Xero: Why don’t you just add them to your ignore list? Then you will be permanently invisable to them :D
::. know all connections .::: too many cunts to add
Xero: lol
::. know all connections .::: man i wish i was this tri[[y forever
::. know all connections .::: i aint even tried half my shit yet
Xero: I have the same problem to some extent. I play MOHAA… and for some stupid reason…. I joined a clan… then I got promoted to 2IC… now everyone adds me to their list lol
::. know all connections .::: lmao
::. know all connections .::: get off the net
::. know all connections .::: twat
::. know all connections .::: they’ll suck you in
::. know all connections .::: avoid the fish heads!
Xero: Yeah… I know… it is a death trap :D
::. know all connections .::: dam right
Xero: So what have you been up to the last few …. umm…. years? :P
::. know all connections .::: lol
::. know all connections .::: years?
::. know all connections .::: holy crap
::. know all connections .::: it aint been THAT long
::. know all connections .::: don’t say years doode, i’m tripping!
::. know all connections .::: lol jesus i may not even go to work for th rest of my life
Xero: Yeah… been a while. I mean talked on the board… but I think it has been about a year and a half to 2 years…. since we last spoke in IRC
Xero: hehe
::. know all connections .::: well all that shit is behind me, there’s very few people i want to stay in contact with, but i was always interested to know how you were developing, i think you were one of the most up front straight talking guys, and for someone young, you were pretty smart:)
Xero: Thanks :P
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I don’t know where to begin. This has been one of the most personal experiences for me, exploring every facet of my mind. It has been very intense, but I would not change it for the world. I am still going through the trip but it has been immense. Let me begin where I can remember.

Having taken such a high quantity of the shit, I decided to go to bed, to explore the darkness and the dream world while high. Something I had not done since I got the items. I hadn’t prepared myself for what I would experience. I have been on LSD before, I have been on mushrooms before, but always with someone else. This was on my own, and the experience was as great as I could have hoped for. A few of the things I went through:

• learning from shaman
• contemplating life and what it means
• accepting everything has a reason
• accepting your disappointments and perhaps realising you do have choices
• going on some amazing trips across the skies
• meeting the floating heads that smoke clouds which drift – all manner of weird shit i cannot even put to words
• meeting the fish heads and goat heads
• trying to accept that which world is real and which is fake (perhaps all?)
  
  I have wanted to puke several times, but restrained myself, particularly during my attempts to sleep I was aware that I could choke, or worse yet, stink the room up. I still feel nausea, bu that is perhaps from taking such an intensive dose and perhaps the LXD from previous kicked in too. Since I didn’t have that much of break between.

  But, I tell you what, I haven’t felt this happy, this refreshed, this complete in a LONG time. I know it will all fuck up when I go work on Monday, but I will fix this by finding something else. I will travel and meet everyone that I want to meet, and nothing will stop me except the limitations of my own mind.

  Everything is possible, impossibility is an illusion.

  It has been one monumental, exhaustive and insane journey. I have been VERY fucking high, and I also went through a good half hour of fear and paranoia about my dreams, as I was chased by demons and so on. It freaked the hell out of me, and it tested me, but I got through it, because it was like some sort of test, a journey. It was out of this world and it was wild as hell itself. At times I wanted to rip out of my body and scream at the top my lungs until my head exploded. At then other times I went into this euphoric dream like state where everything was just mind blowing and peaceful. It was absolute tranquility and calm.
  

  Thinking is keeping me sane I think, otherwise fuck knows what I’ll do

  
  My mind is focused, I am buzzing with ideas, but I am tired. I compiled another small clip which I made with my camera again, it’s quite interesting if you focus on the imagery and even the sound, I even make a comment at the end:)

  I am now hallucinating, I am seeing trails of coloured lights, I see things moving that aren’t moving. It’s like a second stoning of sorts, an added and euphoric effect and reward from managing to get through those past 5 hours of sheer strength. I feel like I’ve fought against everything and managed to come out of it accomplished, scars and all. It’s madness I tell you. MADNESS. But I feel FUCKING AMAZING! And I am so fucking happy! I wiLL TRY TO go to sleep. It would be the first time in a LONG TIME that I have gone to sleep actually, physically and mentally happy, Ha! Just thought of being mentally happy is frighteningly close to moving me to tears. The very thought I have manged to purge my head of all that crap, for now is much too much to bare. I think I need be to recuperate.

  Recommended Dosage:

  12 Capsules – I suggest unpacking all of them into a class and mixing it with your fave drink. Wash it down and wait for the fireworks. You will be hit by a fucking freight train in 45min – 1 hour or longer.

  Effects:

  Too numerous to mention. If you are physically unwell, this may kill you. I don’t know, because it strains your body immensely. You have to be fit. If you are mentally unwell, this will take you to the brink of madness, if you don’t think you can handle it, don’t do it and start low dosage. I didn’t think I would get through it! You may want to puke, and if you can’t manage it, then just puke. If like me, then you will want to keep the whole thing inside your body for the full effect.

  Ideal conditions:

  Have someone there, who isn’t high. You may need them for moral support, you will go through a lot of emotions as you come to terms with your fears and also your reality. Close your eyes, sit in a dark room, and lie down. Try to sleep if you can it will help, and if you have someone to watch over you, they will keep you in check. Drink water when you need it, not when YOU THINK you need it, or you will be pissing like a blind, disabled muthafucka on a skateboard.

  Verdict:

  I did this for the purposes of research. I didn’t expect anything like I did. It was like taking a hole stash of mushrooms or LSD in one go. It has lasted for six hours, and still counting. It has left me exhausted, relived, tired and it feels like riding the mercury of hell itself in a row boat, with no oars! Do this at your own risk. Or lower the dosage for a lesser, but no doubt good experience.

  Would I do this again? I don’t know if I could handle it! I would like to think so. Why not:)