intro: flying without moving ·
30 June 04

I woke up to the sounds of screaming children outside.

It was 12pm and I hadn’t slept until 7am. I felt fucking cheated. I wanted to aim a sniper at the heads of the children, since I wouldn’t be able to open the window and shout out loud,

“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP”

Although I felt this would be hypcocritical on my part, since I am the one who keeps the music running through the night to get me to sleep. So, it seemed I would have to go with the option of the sniper rifle. It was ok, I still had some bullets left from the last bunch of kids that caused a nuisance. I remember one particular round of bullets I had fired at the neighbours in a reasonable distance, hidden by the tree and bushes they had grown. It was like being in the jungle again. How I wept when I killed. They were tears of joy, rather than sorry. The rush of killing, of ending their life for my benefit was great.

In any case, the goods have arrived. And I took several pictures of them. As you will note I have a fair amount of legal drugs. They are all provided as dietry supplements which is rather a strange way of getting around the legal system. Having said that, I knew a couple of people who used codeine to get their kicks. It was a bit silly for me, the whole codeine thing, since everyone else wasn’t quite sure of the fun in feeling your body go numb. Still, I think they broke out of them stem of nonsense and started and the good stuff.

I have over a 100grams of smokeable stuff. They all contain three main ingrediants: Wild Lettuce Opium extract, something and something else. And then two further ingrediants not labelled. I think they also contain mint or something, cuz they all smell minty. Maybe extracts of minty things? I was thinking of sticking in some trebor XXX mints, but thought they make them too minty. It’s a good thing that it’s all legal, though whether the effects will be as potent as something illegeal remain to be seen.

Probably a good idea not too go too indepth about each item as I plan to write about each one seperately. So, let’s call this the briefing.

Ciao fer now mofos.